I have never learnt how to play a wind instrument.. except my nose. And believe me, I do that often. Take today for example. I was sneezing throughout my driving lesson. My wunnerful instructor kindly handed my my "kerchief" every once in a while.. The instructor is a complete dood. Two girls (around 16 yrs old or so) and a guy wearing pink are walking by when i'm about to start the car.
Instructor: Sambhalna. Teen Ammaein jaa rahi hai.
Me: hmm.
Instructor: Arre nahin.. Do hi hai.. Aaj kal ladke bhi aise kapde pahante hain ki pata hi nahin chalta...
He knows the man who burnt his first wife and now has a new one, people who keep going on and off their education.. He has a different expression for every person he meets, for every mistake i make and for every thing he sees.
And i don't even know his name yet =D

Getting back to the topic at hand - my nose. It hates air conditioners and it hates Mahabaleshwar.
Tomorrow i take off for Mahabaleshwar in an air conditioned car. What joy.

This was basically a pointless update cause i didn't have anything to do.

Here's to 5 days of a net-less existence..
Cheerio.

Enter the Sandman

Loads to babble!!
Day 2 of vacation - Mom was cleaning out my bro's cupboard. All the old photo albums are there. For a change - mom was ambling around (figuratively) and looking at her own wedding pictures. There i find my own picture and with it i find the solution to every bad picture of mine (okay that actually means every picture.. but whatever)
Turns out i have this lip curl thing. Sometimes when i'm smiling, my right part of the lip goes up much more than the left. It looks like i;m scorning the occasion. I've noticed that in many photographs.. I find that i had it when i was a yr old too. Sheesh. I'll put the picture up if i ever manage to find that card reader.
Then there was this pic with me playing with a bucket. 10 mins before i came across it - i was triapsing around the house with an enpty bucket upturned over my head. (yes really. even though i'm 18)
Trivia - when i was a kid - i didn't say tring tring. I basically loved phones. So i loved answering calls and dialling numbers. When i was dialling - i'd relay the sound i heard to my mom so she'd know if it was the engage tone or whether the phone had connected. I'd always say "tullolom tullolom" instead of "tring tring". My mom never understood why. lol.
It also turns out my eyes were a wee bit deeply set right at the beginning. I can't blame it on 13 years of spectacle-use.
Right. So after this trip to past etc etc, I go for Spiderman 3. What a brain fucker!!!!!
There's so many villians. And the only eye candy in the whole series so far - Harry Osborn a.k.a. James Franco dies! He's like this adorable little thing. I declare him as my noo squishy :D (okay so he's dead in the moovie. but still.) Peter Parker is so damned pompous that you feel like killing him. Mary-Jane is just pushed around all over the place.. the poor thing. I swear if some guy first said no, then said yes, then said no again, then said yes, then went all over the place with other women, became evil, became good again.. i would SO not go back to him!!
Sandman is that VERY irritating dood in the movie. He goes around bugging people. AFter every two mins Spidey has to get the sand off of his clothes.
Venom is another piss off. They forget all about it for half an hour. Then it hops about like Blubber.

Now for my life getting on track. Guess who started off with piano lessons??? All i know so far is
"here we go, up the row, to a birthday paar-tee"
"mary dear, sandman's here, soon you will be sleeep-ing"
and other such "one-liners...

Anyways. Now i'm off. See ya.

Sukhi.

Home Sweet Home

The stupid library is closed today. I'm at home with no intentions of studying a darned word.

So here begins a rant about stupid old Matunga.

Okay so i have better stairs here and i'm a hundred yards away from college - but i still don't love this place *sniff*

You know what those meanies on the second floor did?? You know what they did?? Those horrid horrid people... They pruned a tree! No no - they pruned all the trees in the building. Ek toh we're almost on the road - so anyways we have minimal greenery. Then they cut off most of the tree [except these two little puny branches which are 5 ft from the ground] cause supposedly there are too many lizards getting into their house. But HELLOOOOO! didncha know that lizards climb walls too?? I swear i saw a baby squirrel on the wall today. Hmph.

So they have a problem with that tree. Why snip off that other tree in front??? It doesn't even come NEAR their house!

This society is filled with such people. Hmph. The entire first and second floor agreed to this which is just plain MEEEEEAAAAAN.

If this isn't enough, my mom's starting to get house-wife-ified. There has been more than one occasion when my mom decided she wanted to know whats happening in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki (however you may want to spell that) I'm grateful this doesn't extend to other such shows and it only happens once in a blue moon. But its FREAKY!! As a result of this, her brains get so addled that she hands me cell phones in the bathroom so that the whole building can hear my phone ring as well as what i'm talking. She also randomly tells me "don't xerox my daughter - she's unique". *rolls eyes*

People here are so nooosy. They wanna know why i'm coming home at 3 pm on a sunday afternoon. Or why my mom didn't answer their call immediately. Then tehre are these odd saleswomen who insist i buy nighties for my mom and how my choice is bound to make her happy..

Everard was utopic in comparison.

Then again i used to be an introverted loner. [I still am.. just in a different way than before]

Now. Radio/Video by System of a Down. Oddball ofa song. I have never heard such a weird song before. It is pointless. There are a sum total of 5 lines of lyrics which are used in conjunction with "nanana"s and "lalala"s. But i still love the song. The screechy bits make it impossible to listen to it continuously.. but its strangely compelling.

Oh before i go :

I saw this on wikipedia the other day. Feel free to read the article.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Killed_pilot_wales%2C_faroe_islands.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Whaling_in_the_Faroe_Islands.jpg

(sorry the picture isn't showing up)
It just makes me sad that we are capable of killing an animal so large! Its one thing when we're killing miniscule animals [which we are capable of raising too] but its another story when you're talking about a whale!


Here's to a better world.

Cheers.

-sukubuku
(i'm in the sukubuku mood today *grin*)