Am i jinxed????? AM I????????
I type out a nice update. And it disappears.
What in bloody hell...
Friday, October 27, 2006
Saturday, October 07, 2006
More of Me
Every time i feel like venting full-to.. i leave it for a day.. and lo and behold.. all my anger evaporates. No i don't mean this is a good thing. I want to vent. Mann ki bhadaas nikalna chahati hoon. Yesterday there was no time... so i couldn't type out a very angry and passionate blog-post. Now i feel i was making a mountain out of a mole-hill. Okat so i'm still angry.. but i'm a whole lot more rational darn it..
So here's the over-all picture- Yesterday was the play. My part was lots of fun. People liked it too. Loadsa cheers. But i messed up in the end.. again and obviously it felt worse than before.. But it wasn't entirely my fault.. and our director, Mr.Abhishek didn't even talk to me properly after that. Thats what really hurt. Plus it made sure that i had a totally lousy time after that.
What i learned today: (okay not as in today.. )
1 Yelling "20" aloud in the class when the teacher is there - not a very good thing.
2 Imitating SGP when he's teaching in the class - even worse. He knows he has "101 ways to screw you" The last thing he needs is a nudge in the wrong direction
3 Seeing every cute guy in your college in one day itself can mean good luck. No really. And if they talk to you - well so much the better..
4 Cute guys having girlfriend...? Not a good sign (i think deeps would heartily agree)
5 Cue guys who are mad.. - AWESOME. hee.
6 It totally pays to be honest.. even in today's "kalyug" as Ankit said..
7 Being mad: oh-so-much-fun
8 Its nice to have the audience applaud you
9 Its nice to be able to say "I wanna curse her" in front of her and her not realising it. hehe
10 singing nursery rhymes in class gives you lots of pleasure. Speshlee when you don't know it properly
11 Everyone watches cartoons. EVERYONE. Its just that some people are too chicken to admit it.
So here's the over-all picture- Yesterday was the play. My part was lots of fun. People liked it too. Loadsa cheers. But i messed up in the end.. again and obviously it felt worse than before.. But it wasn't entirely my fault.. and our director, Mr.Abhishek didn't even talk to me properly after that. Thats what really hurt. Plus it made sure that i had a totally lousy time after that.
What i learned today: (okay not as in today.. )
1 Yelling "20" aloud in the class when the teacher is there - not a very good thing.
2 Imitating SGP when he's teaching in the class - even worse. He knows he has "101 ways to screw you" The last thing he needs is a nudge in the wrong direction
3 Seeing every cute guy in your college in one day itself can mean good luck. No really. And if they talk to you - well so much the better..
4 Cute guys having girlfriend...? Not a good sign (i think deeps would heartily agree)
5 Cue guys who are mad.. - AWESOME. hee.
6 It totally pays to be honest.. even in today's "kalyug" as Ankit said..
7 Being mad: oh-so-much-fun
8 Its nice to have the audience applaud you
9 Its nice to be able to say "I wanna curse her" in front of her and her not realising it. hehe
10 singing nursery rhymes in class gives you lots of pleasure. Speshlee when you don't know it properly
11 Everyone watches cartoons. EVERYONE. Its just that some people are too chicken to admit it.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
The Beautiful Letdown
.. Yeah thats what this wonderful weekend has been... Full of joy.. Glorious hours of fun and frolic..
Shouldn't be venting and all that.. but right now i feel like saying FU about a million times..
[and 5 more for the number of times i've had to recover this part of the post.. ]
Honestly.. what is it with blogger, orkut, HPANA and most of all - LJ.. the pages just can't bear any extra load.. Use them while you're using MSN or summat and they fold up.. Its like they're just looking for an excuse. Losers.
[You'll notice the increase in the use of the word Loser, Sicko etc etc.. seeing as i am in a very generous mood..]
Hmmm. so.. one thing i learnt this weekend - "Be careful what you wish for"
I wished i wouldn't have to go for Dandiya.. i didn't. The only difference - i changed my mind half way. So i suffered a whole lot before not going.
~15 mins later~
Whoever's reading this (who is? =P ) ought to thank orkut.. cause i found something to put here.. That way i won't be tempted to keep on and aon about my amazing day..
Of course right now you see these everywhere - but i'm putting these thingies up here :
Courtesy of Orkut:
Common Engg Dialogues:
1. On being Late(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend):
"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
2. During the lecture:
"Pratik ka assignment tere paas hai??jaldi de"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"xtra Journal sheet hai??"
3. Lab:
"Expt. no. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"shit man, o/p hi nahi aa raha hai"
4. Mid-Sems:
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"(most common qst.)
5. Viva:
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahipoochhnewaala, then watz the point"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
"Are yaar, external pagal hai"
Right. As is obvious - i'm trying new colours.. so please tell me which looks best..
Right - here's more stuff.. This all the usual stuff about guys not finding decent "chicks" in engg colleges.. Do these lame-o guys ACTUALLY think that there are cute/hot guys in engg colleges?? Honestly... the only decent chaps in col are seniors.. and, of course, they're taken..
Male Engineers Prayer:
Allah ke naam pe ek girl friend de de baba
Doosre ki nahi to apni he de de baba
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than 0.025% than that college is engineers dream come true)
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies that title.
Female:Anything Female.
Other li'l tidbits:
Principal : Biggest idiot on campus. Unfortunately also the most powerful idiot on campus.
HOD: The Don of Devils who's to be worshipped as GOD.
Now i look for a nice font to put all this in..
We stops here.
Shouldn't be venting and all that.. but right now i feel like saying FU about a million times..
[and 5 more for the number of times i've had to recover this part of the post.. ]
Honestly.. what is it with blogger, orkut, HPANA and most of all - LJ.. the pages just can't bear any extra load.. Use them while you're using MSN or summat and they fold up.. Its like they're just looking for an excuse. Losers.
[You'll notice the increase in the use of the word Loser, Sicko etc etc.. seeing as i am in a very generous mood..]
Hmmm. so.. one thing i learnt this weekend - "Be careful what you wish for"
I wished i wouldn't have to go for Dandiya.. i didn't. The only difference - i changed my mind half way. So i suffered a whole lot before not going.
~15 mins later~
Whoever's reading this (who is? =P ) ought to thank orkut.. cause i found something to put here.. That way i won't be tempted to keep on and aon about my amazing day..
Of course right now you see these everywhere - but i'm putting these thingies up here :
Courtesy of Orkut:
Common Engg Dialogues:
1. On being Late(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend):
"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
2. During the lecture:
"Pratik ka assignment tere paas hai??jaldi de"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"xtra Journal sheet hai??"
3. Lab:
"Expt. no. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"shit man, o/p hi nahi aa raha hai"
4. Mid-Sems:
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"(most common qst.)
5. Viva:
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahipoochhnewaala, then watz the point"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
"Are yaar, external pagal hai"
Right. As is obvious - i'm trying new colours.. so please tell me which looks best..
Right - here's more stuff.. This all the usual stuff about guys not finding decent "chicks" in engg colleges.. Do these lame-o guys ACTUALLY think that there are cute/hot guys in engg colleges?? Honestly... the only decent chaps in col are seniors.. and, of course, they're taken..
Male Engineers Prayer:
Allah ke naam pe ek girl friend de de baba
Doosre ki nahi to apni he de de baba
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than 0.025% than that college is engineers dream come true)
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies that title.
Female:Anything Female.
Other li'l tidbits:
Principal : Biggest idiot on campus. Unfortunately also the most powerful idiot on campus.
HOD: The Don of Devils who's to be worshipped as GOD.
Now i look for a nice font to put all this in..
We stops here.
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