Lesson # 2985

This is what I typed out during my hols before the boards. Okay so we’ve been through all this.. but you never know when it will help. Hee.

Learn from this Neily boy.



Notice any of these symptoms? What do they signify? Here's my take:

- Your middle finger (pun intended) squirts blood at you.

You finger is tired of being pricked every time you enter the bio lab and wishes to point out in a subtle manner that this sort of behaviour will not go unpunished.


- Your lab partner becomes all nice, thanks you every now and then and even does favours

The pressure of the boards has reached every nook and cranny, every Tom, Dick (I am not being perverted) and Harry, all and sundry... so on, so forth...


- You FINALLY spot that pure gold wedding band on Jeff Corwin’s left hand

You sadly need a “best friend” of the male variety and fast… so that you stop looking at ancient (but absolutely adorable) men in an interested manner.


- You spot Garnish guy – dressed in an awesome red shirt, blue jeans – looking cuter than ever on Valentine’s Day

Get that best friend – NOW! That Garnish guy is not exactly below 20 yrs of age.


- You’re typing this out with a bio text book in your hands

This update is never going to be published if you don’t return to that text book. Never, ever. Because you’ll be grounded till ‘they’ marry you off or something. (They being the parentals)


- You start explaining the human physiology to your poor mother

Biology is good but not that good. Focus on passing Chemistry too.


- You’re surrounded by Neha, Chintan, Chirantan and Kinjal

You should exchange your Hall Ticket with someone. [NOTE: Nah.. now i don't wish that. Seeing as i had nice people in the class. Hee.]


- You think the Hypertrichosis diagram is comparable to the V.S. of Kidney diagram.

You need to get your power checked. They don’t call you “double battery single power” for nothing.


- You start cooking to get out of studying.
Your Mom will teach you everything and you’ll have to spend your vacation REALLY helping out. Don’t do something this foolish again.


- You think you had a good night because you saw the video of Sussidio (Phil Collins)

You need to get VH1. Because watching Phil Collin (who looks like someone’s grandfather and has a balding head too) shake a leg (or rather shake his butt) is not really the nicest sight.


- You see James Blunt jumping off into the sea (no – watching the whole damned video does not count- because it has that whiner trying to do the Full Monty)

Maybe the night wasn’t that bad after all. I mean watching such lame people’s sad life coming to an end is not such a sorry sight.


- You decide you might as well complete your portion because the boards have drawn out as much as they could have

IT HAS HIT YOU!!!!! Celebrate; rejoice… you might just pass your boards.


- You start staying up under the pretext of watching the Arsenal-Liverpool match and end up studying for most of the time (even though your parents asked you to sleep)

You’re a loon. You have to stop looking at parts of human anatomy and start looking at those hot guys on TV. (Forgive the contradictory advice)


- the Flipsyde guy (not Deepti’s objet d'interessant but the lead singer) reminds you of Drew Carey or maybe that Doug guy from King of Queens (speshlee those fat fingers) [NOTE: I now know his name is Piper] [EDIT: Nope.. its not even Piper.. i forget his name.. ]

Star World has shown enough reruns of Whose Line. And you must NEVER tell Deepti of this discovery. Secrecy is the watchword. If she finds out you might as well take a saucer of water and jump into it (touché Karishma, touché).


- You decide that answer as to Why Things Suck will be found in Hydraulics (thanks Nasir) – maybe its related to pipettes or there’s some sorta capillary action

Throw out your Physics books.


- When you start doing Physics just cause you have nothing better to do

---Ditto---


- You start explaining the sordid details of your up-coming chemistry pracs to your mom and she asks you for an ear bud

She’s never gonna stay at home from now on. She’s made the mistake once – its human to make mistakes. She’s gonna learn from this one.


- You and Karishma decide to give up on the boards – “bunk them” and meet up at 2 am and go to some disc, spend your exam days shopping and pigging out.

Dream on, dreamer.


- You’re still writing this 4 days before your boards

Sigh. What to say?


- You’ve sent more sms’s during the boards than in the 3 months before them.

You ARE passing rite??

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Okay that’s long enough. Ta!