Fuck The Prussian Blues

Hmm.. i'm just a little un-charitable towards a band called Prussian Blue rite now.. They're twins who've been brain washed by their parents into believing that holocaust is the way to go. Really... Semitism and Racism solve SO much don't they? So basically their lyrics (which i have to still read) are all "neo-Nazi" (quoting someone or the other here) or racist or whatever..
To quote someone on HPANA - "they're showing to world how dumb they are"
And would you believe they get fanmail?? "You are our idols.. thanks for standing up for white teenagrs everywhere.."etc etc (GAG)

Now for more interesting matters -
The wonderful languages called The The Language is not just a language.. its a religion (as has been decided in the meeting on the 23rd of January, 2006)
Our idol - Prof (not) Patil of the English Dept. of R.N. Ruia College, Matunga, Mumbai.
No no.. sorry.. he's not just an idol.. He's our GOD!! Our Lord and Savior! *cough*

See when i went for my Prelim Pracs on Monday i realised that Pooja has been actually speaking in that deplorable manner since she learnt how...
We slowly managed to convert the Stutis (who happens to be darned good at this language) and a few otheres here and there (not that people in Ruia need to be converted - 80% of em speak like this naturally)
Soooo.. for 3 days running we've been speaking like this.

A few incidents of note:

Case 1: Pooja's Mom: Pooja says "The tells, the tells" Her mom replies "The tellings, the tellings"

Case 2: The owner and proprieter of "The Lucky Gen. Stores" and the cutomers present there at 1330 hrs, 24th January, 2006 reported the following:
4 college students arrived and were speaking in a seemingly foreign language. Later we realised that it was a mutated version of what is otherwise known as English.
(although mind you- the shopkeeper did say "crichible" for crucible and "spachula" for spatula.. *shrug* )
(and the li'l 4 yr old there has probably been scarred for life - he'll never speak rite EVER again.. hee hee)

Case 3: The krupas, richas, Milonis and the Sonams have given up on us.. they say we're entirely hopeless.. And they pretty much refuse to talk to us..

Case 4: Prof. Cross-between-man-and-woman-with-the-voice-of-Smita-divlikar of the Chemistry Dept. was utterly shocked to hear 4 students speaking like this... haha... (i mean THE hahaS)

Case 5: My mom says Byes by mistake.. rite after saying she's gonna stop talking to me if i'm speaking like that.. the more hahas

Ah well.. its all for a good cause.. some day these people will see the importance of our wunnerful religion..

OOh Runaway Jury is a damned good movie!! And my MOM sat and saw it!! Basically - i wanted to see it cause it has John Cusack.. I think mom saw it only because of dustin Hoffman *wink* And my brother saw it cause we were watching it - so its not like we wud've let him switch to Duel Masters or whatever.
Haha,... the best part was when he kept asking "Is that John Cusack?" every 2 mins and pointing at the weirdest people (That old-man-whose-name-i-can't-remember and Charlie from Caroline in the City)

Blee... Ihave successfully read Caravan To Vaccares again and i'm now in the middle of my 29th reading of San Andreas.. lol...
Plus now i like Rosie Dunne.. like REALLY.. though and through..
(no paddy that does not mean its okay to get together with THE ONE when you're 50)

Ah.. now i must the goes.. it is the 1 20 ams.. and one must studies...

EDIT: OOh i forgot to mention sutting...
i was doin some stupid chinese horoscope... REAL HILARIOUS...
Well they got a coupla things messed up... The person whoo is REAL close to m shud've been Bhaumik, the person who knows me very well shud've been Deepti and kari cud've been my Lucky Star... But thats not how it turned out..
suffice it to say - you are my lucky star Deepti!!!!!! YAY!! lol..
Well you had to write 4 song titles...
turns out King of Wishful thinking is for the biscuit, Welcome to my life is whats going on in my mind, Karmakiller is how i lead my life (Umm.. hello.. whats that sposed to mean??)
The BESTEST was - Neil is "Livin on a Prayer" HAHAHAHAHA
do i agree or do i agree.. its our hopes and prayers that seem to have gotten him through all his screwed-ness.. hee hee..
It also said that i wanted to get together with neil but it wasn't working.. I'd like to say LMFAO.. haha.. Now if i had put a different name down *innocent smile*
Blee..
Ah well.. did i mention i REALLY REALLY REALLY love Peanuts?? they're my favouritest thing on earth!!
Ah now i goes..

Such is Life

^ That happens to be my favourite phrase for the time being... Caught the bug only 3 days ago. Of course it comes with a shrug...

Haven't updated for a while - been too lazy..

Hmm.. so far:
Neily boy has been split into 3 parts - 1) belongs to his girlfriend aka the biscuit aka my best friend 2) belongs to deepti - he is one of her online boyfriends (the other being moody) 3) belongs to me - he is Mr. Puppykins (hee hee)

Theeeeeeeeen.. joshy woshy is my brand new squishy pillow (red in colour) who WUUUUUUUUUUUUVS to be cuddled.. hee hee

theeeeeeeennn... well i think thats pretty much it..

Oh oh - neily is being targetted by Sally the bunny...

I've read more books in the last 2 weeks than i have in the last 2 months.. which is not necessarily good coz the prelims were on.. haha

ah well.. Rudyard Kipling's complete works is next on the agenda (just bits from it) along with Lady Windmere's fan...
and Tom Sawyer (again)

Ooh and deepti is giving me PS I Love You and If You Could See Me Now (amen to that)

BUT WHERE IS NARNIA??????? (no one i know has it and neither does abbas bhai)

One more thing i CANNOT get over is that Abbas bhai's son is called Mafia... hellooo>> who names their sons mafia??

hmmm.. oh something new - PMP = Potani mele pass gujju for passing by your own standards)
CPD = chance pe dance
GG = ghatkopar gujju
gujjuland = ghatkopar = lala land

Blah.. i shall go now
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