- Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school. (NOTE: if you happen to have a genetic make up similar to paddy - don't eat chocolate ice cream or an ice lolly either.. regardless of the colour of your shirt..)
- Dropping your cell phone into the water kinda kills the phone.(actually banging your phone against the side of a B.E.S.T. bus does the same thing too.. i speak from experience)
- Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
- Zits always pop up when you can't afford for them to pop up.
- Always stay after class coz thats when parchure starts imitating a horse.
- When in doubt - duck. When certain - don't bother 'cause you're already screwed.
- When driving through a gate always, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open. The consequences might be fatal to your car.
- If you're not living (i mean really living) then you're dead already.
- Never peirce your belly button in the dark.
- If someone flirts with you it doesn't necessarily mean they're interested in you. (or you can simply assume they're neily boy!! - haha.. no offence dude..)
- Cereal is a vital staple food for all college students. Who cares how ridiculous you look eating it at 7.30 pm?
- Don't juggle knives unless you're really REALLY good at it.
- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense being ridiculous about it.
- You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
- Hair is flammable. Very flammable.
Bleuw.. thats it.. Its an excerpt from Chicken Soup..
